Iowahawk tips: If you come at the senior vice president of social justice, you best not miss

Ian Miles Cheong reported for Heat Street this week that the University of Arizona is accepting applications for “social justice advocates,” who will be paid $10 an hour (fight for $15!) to “report any bias incidents or claims to appropriate Residence Life staff,” hold educational programs and maintain social justice bulletin boards.

U of Arizona offers $600 per month for student spies to snitch on campus subversiveshttps://t.co/zGDLZ05MOw

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 13, 2017

@iowahawkblog Will they be carrying little red books filled with definitions of microaggresions?

— Fifth Dentist (The) (@DentistNo5) May 13, 2017

There’s more to it than a meager income. According to the job description, social justice advocates will increase their self-understanding “through critical reflection of power and privilege, identity and intersectionality, systems of socialization, cultural competency and allyship as they pertain to the acknowledgement, understanding and acceptance of differences.”

Beats washing dishes in the dorm cafeteria, I guess

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 13, 2017

That sort of free expression is just the sort of incident that social justice advocates will help to expose. David Burge managed to trigger quite a few wannabes, but he also caught the attention of the senior vice president of social justice at the New School; maybe she could use some student assistants to monitor Twitter on weekends.

If a female student is sexually harassed or a student of color is mocked or slurred b/c of Race it’s wrong. We must protect students. https://t.co/dnk8X6psfV

— Maya Wiley (@mayawiley) May 13, 2017

All hail your selfless protectors of the Campus Secret Police Squadhttps://t.co/DZPw5ec0EF

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 13, 2017

@iowahawkblog She’s just protecting her job as a “Senior VP of Social Justice”

— Jacob Perry (@jacobperry) May 13, 2017

@iowahawkblog@Gimblin The 60’s just rolled over in it’s grave.

— Jon Runoff (@dustopian) May 13, 2017

@iowahawkblog What about white males? Who is their fairy godmother?

— GacWell (@glenn_carswell) May 13, 2017

@iowahawkblog My god the real world is gonna crush these little softies

— stay positive (@JandEsdad) May 13, 2017

If only Democrats could succeed in making college “free” for everyone while hiring more administrators to oversee crucial programs like social justice.

Why is college so expensive? Go ask the Deputy Assistant Vice Chancellor for Pronouns. Xer office is next to the Climbing Wall Starbucks

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 13, 2017

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Related:

Founder of EPA’s environmental justice office quits; Also, the EPA has an environmental justice office https://t.co/HZy0fHLnm8

— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) March 9, 2017

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